Do you have really bad luck wtih women— or just kind of dead luck wtih men— and you don’t know how to unstuck or change your luck in the dating department? Well, this video is for you.
Let me give you an example of karma. Today we were doing this horredous work-out and when you are in pain, you start to bond with the person suffering next to you. So the girl next to me is so good-looking, from the neck down she looks just like a victoria’s secret model. I asked her, “Hey, do you date men just for their looks?” We were doing pull-ups— she said, “I normally do. But the last guy I dated, after 2 months, I realized I loved him and that if his arms and legs fell off from cancer and I had to take care of him the rest of his life. I would and I’d be faithful.”
Now, sweating profusely and doign pull-ups, I was so touched. I said, “Wow, love. Well, what happened? ”
She said, “Oh he dumped me.”
I was like, “Oh how do you explain that?”
She said, “Oh….. it’s just my karma. That the men I abuse and use and hate— stick to me like super glue and the one man I sweat diamonds for, kicks to the sewer.”
Thats —Karma! Karma is the law of return and it states that the energy you put out into the world, your feelings, thoughts and intentions for others— comes right back at cha. And the powerful of a creator you are, the faster and harder it comes.
Pardon me, because I’m going to swear right now. But Karma is a bitch when it happens to you and an angel when it happens to your ex.
So how do you deal with karma? I want you to think of karma like a credit card. The universe is VISA. It’s keeping tabs of how much you charge and how much you pre-pay. When she loved that man, she was pre=paying her karmic credit card debt in the department of love. When she was abusing men, she was charging up the karmic credit card debt.
So a lot of women want to marry prince charming. That’s great. But it’s kind of like if you want to buy a 30 bedromm oceanfront mansion but your credit sucks. You can’t afford it. IF she wants to meet a guy to fall in love with —- I wanted to see fi she coudl karmically afford it. Because she probably hit her credit limit— I don’t know.
So I took the little chalk, cuz they give you chalk so you can count how many pull ups —68 or 67 you’re doing in the midst of your torture routine— so of course, I don’t care how many pull ups I did— I just I wanted to calcultate her karmic credit card score.
Ok, so this line is when you’ve paid your karma back. Your balance is zero. I said, Ok you got 1 guy who you put positive energy towards. How many men did you put negative energy towards?
SO the lil rolodex is going in her head—- she’s mumbling to herself, “The men I treated like tissue paper and threw away who worshipped and adored me? 300 or 400.”
umm… ummm.
I said, “Girl, you got to pay down your karmic credit card debt. You got to start making some payments in the area of love!”
There’s a bunch of ways that you can do that. I suggested that she start treating men, all men, but mostly young dateable men— better. Instead of taking from men, she start giving. She was all, “Ohh no..” I’ve been to Trader Joes with her. She’s so good looking from the neck down, men will give her their parking space, carry her groceries. She doesn’t have to do anything. I said, if you see an older gentleman instead of expecting him to carry your groceries– you’re fit, you carry his groceires. Ooh her eyes lit up! “Lemme tell you sumthing! Lemme tell you something. I don’t doooo things for men. They serve me.”
I said, “Girl you got karmic credit card debt. You can’t afford to be with teh man of your dreams, You hit your love credit limit!
2 things happen when you hit your love credit limit. You’re thinking, “Oh… I can just keep carrying this karmic credit card debt my whole life. I don’t have to pay it back. I can be single!” I tell you what’s gonna happen. The Universe has these karmic credit card collectors who collect your late payment.
So if you don’t wanna pay— they make a little phone call — boop! boop! boop! They call the guy and he comes into your life. ANd he is AWESOME. You fall in love with him. You love him so much, that if he ever left you, you would murder him. That’s much LOVE you have! You love him and becuase you love him, you give him to him. And you give and give and give to him. The Universe is sitting up there, collecting your payment and you are happy to pay happy to pay!!
And then a funny thing happens. The second thing happens. No matter how much you pay, it’s not enough for Karmic Visa office in the sky– they got a little taste of your payment and they like it they like it— to wipe out your debt. So the Karma Creditors up there in Heaven decide, if we want her to pay more… let’s get her to give more.
And that man, It’s YOUR KARMA—- he has to leave you, cheat on you, dump you, lie to you, hurt you, betray you. He has to because you have to pay your debt.
The Universe is like the mafia. I know. I used to work for the Universe. I was one of their highly trained, highly paid hit men for many years. And they will get paid. Period.
If you want to attract love into your life, you’ve got to raise your love credit limit.
I designed a work-out for her. Just like in Crossfit where they tell you to do 5 rounds of 50 sit ups, 25 pull ups and 80,000 squats then runn 6 miles— so I designed a LOVE work out for her. She has to in small and big ways give back to men. Can’t be a cat, cow, bird, fish dog—- it has to be a human male, above the age of 21 and below the age of 55. It has to be in-person—— she can’t just send good vibes to China. It has to be face-to-face.
If you have hit your karmic credit limit in any area of your life, let me design a work-out for you to take home and practice— so that the Universe’s Karmic Creditors get off yo back. And… you can start having good luck and good karma in your life.
